Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Dear Star Wars, Time for a Break


Dear Star Wars,

For the past few months, I have found myself holding out for things to be different, but I am realizing that may not happen anytime soon. I think it is time for us to take a break. My heart can only take so much, and now I realize I need to protect it more carefully than I have been. I know, you probably think I am being unreasonable, but hear me out.

I just need some space.

I know you think I am too tough on you, but I hold you to high standards because I care. I want you to excel and make something of yourself. You have so much potential and I have always hoped you would stand out, especially after making your big comeback. My hope was for you to really make your mark on the world, not join in with the crowd and become mediocre like many of your peers. I always held you in high esteem, for as long as I can remember. However, since you left home I cannot condone the person you have become. I still believe you have the potential for greatness, but right now you are on a path that makes me cautious. What a fool I would be if I were to hope for too much only to be let down again.

Also, maybe you see something in them I do not, but I fail to see why you continue putting up with that one friend of yours. What was their name again? Easton? Eamon? (I just remember it was Ea..., something or other.) They obviously have no respect for you, or anyone else for that matter.

When the time is right, I hope our relationship will have a better dynamic. I will cherish the memories we have made up until now, and I hope that we can create new ones in the future. Perhaps this is just a rough patch and things will be different down the road. For now, however, I think it is best if we go our separate ways.

May the force be with you,

Your Hopeful Fan

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Ben Shapiro Really is a Robot!

The video posted to YouTube for the May 15th, 2018 episode of The Ben Shapiro Show had a funny glitch. (See the original video, with timestamp, here: https://youtu.be/v5I_Z4AABwk?t=12m33s)

Just the other day, he was joking with Dave Rubin about his yarmulke covering his wiring instead of horns. Ironically, two days later the aforementioned glitch makes Ben look like he is short-circuiting for a few seconds. A GIF version of that part of the show is available below:


via GIPHY

Friday, April 27, 2018

MCU Films to Watch Before Avengers: Infinity War

Short answer: All of them. The payoff at the close of Infinity War will be greatly enhanced by having seen all the movies released to date in the shared Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

However, if time is of the essence, or you just want the bare essentials, here are the movies you should have seen, watch in preparation, or at least be familiar with before you see Infinity War:
  • Captain America, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Thor (for character origins; as listed = chronological order; Hulk could probably be skipped if you know even a little about Bruce Banner/Hulk)
  • Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
  • Avengers: Age of Ultron
  • Guardians of the Galaxy (Vol. 2 is mentioned briefly, but not terribly relevant)
  • Captain America: Civil War
  • Doctor Strange
  • Black Panther (the story of this movie is not really relevant, but the setting and characters introduced are front & center in the climax of Infinity War)
  • Thor: Ragnarok (Infinity War essentially picks up right where it left off)
That comes out to about a full day worth of Marvel films (21 hours, more or less), but the investment is well worth it in the end.


Thursday, November 16, 2017

Star Wars Battlefront II is a Disgrace

Where do I even begin? (I will only touch on a few issues in detail here considering this blog post would be extremely lengthy to cover everything that has come out about the game in the past few weeks.)

Star Wars is my favorite franchise. Star Wars games make up a large portion of my video game collection. The future of Star Wars games no longer seems promising. I hope Disney will seriously consider pulling EA's license for the Star Wars franchise. This is the problem with monopolies. They have too much power and can get away with absurd business practices because they have no competition. (If you also support the idea that Disney should cut ties with EA, consider signing this petition.)

Battlefront II (EA, 2017) is full of a lot of empty promises and greedy business practices to accompany its beautiful facade. I have been following the development of the game for a long time now and it seems that for every promise that has been kept there are 2-3 promises that were empty or led to underwhelming results.

Who is to blame, EA or Dice? A little of both? EA pushes for all the micro-transactions and disgusting business model, while Dice gives in and plays ball? Dice has done an incredible job with the aesthetics of this franchise, hands down. I don't think many people would argue that point. However, they really missed the bar with content.

I don't play online multiplayer for multiple reasons. I don't have a subscription to Xbox Live or Playstation Plus, internet speed and connection are unreliable, etc. My preference has always been (and probably always will be) offline, single-player content. EA/Dice have been talking up the single player content for a long time now, promising it would be an improvement over Battlefront (EA, 2015). To their credit, we are getting a single player campaign that does seem very intriguing. Yet many reports this week are indicating the campaign is rather predictable and lackluster overall. A one-and-done experience? Perhaps. Hard to say until I play it or hear more from someone who has finished it.

Skirmish mode was added as an update to Battlefront (EA, 2015) several months after launch. This mode was reportedly a pet project put together by just two developers at Dice in their spare time. Skirmish was what I was looking for along. Only disappointment was that you could only play Walker Assault or Fighter Squadron on a handful of maps. Battlefront II (EA, 2017) has been in development for at least 2 years (since the last game was released) and "Arcade" mode is more bare bones than Skirmish mode in Battlefront (EA, 2015). When the developers were asked about this mode in today's Reddit AMA their response was as follows:
As for more Arcade, just like every mode in our game, we want to look for ways to expand it going forward. Unfortunately at this point we don't have anything to share right now, but know that we care about Offline modes.
(To see the original comment and full response, click here. Another related non-answer here.)

Yeah, right. Bottom-line is EA's bottom-line. Offline players likely make them little to no money beyond the initial sale of the game so it gets pushed off to the side.

Quick history to know before reading on: Battlefront 2 (released in 2005) was developed by Pandemic Studios. They were later acquired by EA and shut down in 2009. EA has a history of doing this and its latest victim was Visceral Games who was working on a single player Star Wars game that had a lot of potential and promise. Rumors are they were shut down when EA was displeased with the lack of micro-transactions and related money-making features currently included in the game. Greed really does seem to be the modus operandi of that company.

The gaming community (and more specifically the community interested in single player content) have essentially been asking for Skirmish mode as currently found in Battlefront (EA, 2015) to carry over into Battlefront II (EA, 2017) and then get updated to make use of the new locations and game modes designed for the new game. Is that really too much to ask?

Battlefront 2 (Pandemic, 2005) is still beloved by fans and had this available day one, at launch. I have owned the game since it first came out and in that time I played maybe 2 matches online. Meanwhile I have spent hours and hours of time (more than I probably care to admit) playing that game by myself or with family and friends offline. The current state of Battlefront II's (EA, 2017) offline content hardly compares to what I can get out of a game I already own which is 12 years old.

Improved and more abundant offline content could still come out in the future as part of an update, I know. But I'm not holding my breath any more. If they really cared about "listening to feedback" and implementing what I'm seeing in dozens of posts and comments all over various parts of the Internet, I would expect them to have included a meatier offline experience at launch, or at the very least release some kind of statement saying something to the effect of, "Rest assured, we're working on it. It will be released in the near future once we have completed its development." That would appease my concerns and get me more excited about the future prospects of the game as a whole. So far it's just been non-answer after non-answer.

The loot box controversy is probably the biggest story surrounding the game right now. I think it is a terrible business practice that seeks to monetize the impatience and frustration of gamers. Some countries are reportedly investigating the situation to classify the concept of, and interaction with, loot boxes as gambling and I am fully on board with that position.

I really want to be able to praise this game and love it as much, if not more than Battlefront 2 (Pandemic, 2005). Sadly the stars are not aligning. I rarely buy video games at full price any more, but I was willing to make an exception for this game and have been setting money aside for the past few months in anticipation of its release. But enough is enough. EA's grubby fingerprints are all over this game and I want no part of it anymore. The fact they have the exclusive rights to making videos games for the Star Wars franchise is incredibly disappointing.

Unless improvements are made, I'll stick to playing Battlefront (and sadly, Star Wars games in general) when it was (they were) good, "before the dark times, before the [EA] empire".

Monday, March 27, 2017

A Letter to Congress

Dear Congress,

Please get your act together.

Sincerely,
America

Thursday, November 10, 2016

America Reacts to the 2016 Election Results

Upon hearing the news that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States, half of the country is reacting like this:



The other half:





(Here's the video I used to make the first GIF in this post. Worth your time to watch the full video. Enjoy!)



Monday, April 11, 2016

Come on YouTube, Time for an Update

Here is the letter I wrote for our class assignment:

April 6, 2016

YouTube, LLC
901 Cherry Ave.
San Bruno, CA 94066

Dear Content Review Staff,

I am writing to request that a feature be added to your flagging tools.

A few months ago I was watching a video on YouTube with my family, including my 9 year-old brother and 8 year-old sister. That particular video used vulgar language which took us all by surprise. None of us had viewed the video before that time and there was no warning of any kind. My parents and I have admittedly become rather desensitized to profanity over the years, which I believe is partially a result of the way profanity is portrayed in popular media. However, that does not mean we condone its use.

In an effort to protect my younger siblings, I generally view any given form of media before sharing it with my family so I am fully aware of the content they might be exposed to. This gives me the ability to skip objectionable content or suggest a particular video not be viewed at all. I do not yet have children of my own, but when that time comes I am concerned about their potential exposure to profanity in the YouTube community as well. I know some YouTube channels go the effort of bleeping out profane language, but in my experience they are few in number.

“Vulgar language” is listed as a category taken into consideration when evaluating content as appropriate for all ages in the YouTube Help Center under “Policies, safety, and reporting” > “Reporting Center” > “Age-restricted content”. This page further states, “Some videos don't violate our policies, but may not be appropriate for all audiences. In these cases our review team may place an age restriction when we're notified of the content.” The section labeled “Flagging content” (also found under “Reporting Center”) says, “We rely on YouTube community members to flag content that they find inappropriate.”

As a member of the YouTube community, I would welcome the opportunity to flag vulgar language as inappropriate when I observe its use, but this option does not currently exist. Language is not listed as one of the options under the “Report” tool on any given video. No option for “Other” issues exists either, so I am unable to flag any videos for the use of profanity.

I hope you will seriously consider this issue and provide users such as myself with the ability to help contribute to making the YouTube community safer for viewers of all ages.

Sincerely,
Jason Eldredge